Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...