Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...