Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...