The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...