In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...