Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...