blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!