man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...