Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...