A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...