Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!