Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...