How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Farm jokes 06
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