Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...