I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...