He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...