To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
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The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...