I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...