Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...