Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...