The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...