Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...