I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...