Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...