Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Thin People Don’t
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Race dead candidates
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Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Grandma’s strudel
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