Long Life
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Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Answers To Everything
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British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE...