Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...