Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...