Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...