Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...