You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...