Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...