Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...