Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...