Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...