Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...