Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...