face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...