Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...