Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...