A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!