Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...