Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...