Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...