What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!