The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...