Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!