Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...