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20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
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Marriage Quotes 1
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George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Will you marry me?
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Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...