Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...